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funnyordie:

This Completely Insane Cover Letter is Better than Yours
You may speak better English, but you sure as hell can’t lift and fight bears.

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luckypaperstars:

Where are they now?
The magic carpet from Aladdin.

This man is wearing uggs and a blanket. Also cant be sure but that may be a blouse under that blanket.

luckypaperstars:

Where are they now?

The magic carpet from Aladdin.

This man is wearing uggs and a blanket. Also cant be sure but that may be a blouse under that blanket.

Megan Amram: Kickstarter: National Debt

meganamram:

ABOUT THIS PROJECT

Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.

As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In

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dpaf:

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How did it pull the ‘chute? How did they teach it to pull the string? HOW? HOOOOWWWW?

kenraves:

MY BRAND

kenraves:

MY BRAND

(Source: daiper)

blasar:

i was looking for some old fake glasses in my closet and i found a LOT OF DEODORANT??

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CHRIST IT’S A DUFFLE BAG FULL OF DEODORANT WHERE DID ALL THIS GODDAMN DEODORANT COME FROM

Got dem sticks on deck!

(Source: outfluenza)