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This Completely Insane Cover Letter is Better than Yours
You may speak better English, but you sure as hell can’t lift and fight bears.
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Where are they now?
The magic carpet from Aladdin.
This man is wearing uggs and a blanket. Also cant be sure but that may be a blouse under that blanket.
ABOUT THIS PROJECT
Hi you guys! Joe Biden and the rest of the gang here! :) We’re looking for some awesome people to help us Kickstart our dream project of having a functioning federal government! That’s where you come in: all we’re asking for is a little help. And twenty trillion dollars.
As you may know, we (the United States government) are a little strapped for cash. Salvage a first-world government’s economy? In
i was looking for some old fake glasses in my closet and i found a LOT OF DEODORANT??
CHRIST IT’S A DUFFLE BAG FULL OF DEODORANT WHERE DID ALL THIS GODDAMN DEODORANT COME FROM
Got dem sticks on deck!
(Source: outfluenza)